The Complete Book of Wacky Wit

Scriptures and wisdom to help you along life's road—and a chuckle to help you enjoy the journey!

What do you get when you cross a proverb with a punch line? Wisdom to help you along life's road—and a chuckle to help you enjoy the journey!

Here's a collection of seasoned sayings, organized by topic—from Achievement to Zeal. You'll find witty quotes that are perfect for every occasion.

On Discouragement: "The world at its worst demands Christians at their best—on top of the circumstances."

On Ideas: "An idea is a funny little thing that won't work unless you do."

On Obedience: "Every great person first learned how to obey, whom to obey, and when to obey."

On Laziness: "No one ever climbed a hill just by looking at it."

On Silence: "I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say." - Calvin Coolidge

On Laughter: "With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die." - Abraham Lincoln